Pokemon Meme

Pokemon Randomizer: randompokemon.com/
Only one Pokemon per question. 


This Pokémon is you:

  I will one day grow into a mighty dragon. Yes

1. This Pokémon is your best friend:

  Sweetttt

2. This Pokémon is your boss that you need to impress for a promotion:

 Must not make my boss mad..

3. This Pokémon is your partner for your science project:

 ...


4. This Pokémon is looking for every way possible to murder you:

 I dont like monkeys, and apparently they dont like me back


5. This Pokémon is your mother-in-law:


 Gross..


6. This Pokémon is your significant other:

Yay an electric mouse... (i hate all the electrice mice pokemon, so unoriginal)


7. This Pokémon is your ex:

 I like em electric


8. This Pokémon stalks you every waking moment:

 Well then...


9. This Pokémon likes to snuggle with you:

 YEEEEESSSS MY HOTTIE. MUCH LOVE.


10. This Pokémon ate all your cheesecake:

 This mother f*cker looks like he would. Look at that face. 


11. This Pokémon is what you felt in your bed last night:

 Oh goddd


12. This Pokémon banged your mom:




13. This Pokémon will do anything to try and get in your pants:

 

14. This Pokémon died by your own hands:

 NUUUUUuu

15. This Pokémon is your loyal companion for life:

 OHOHOHOH yeeees


16. This Pokémon reads you bed time stories:

 

17. This Pokémon is your loving pet:

 Cactus pet

18. This Pokémon is your creepy dentist:

 Oh god


19. This Pokémon is what you dream about every day:

 Yay i dream about a rock rhino


20. This Pokémon is what you found in your basement when you moved into your new house:

  get the fuck off my property. 

21. This Pokémon watches you sleep:

Woof woof


22. This Pokémon is your guardian angel:

Its got wings, close to enough to an angel 


23. This Pokémon won't rest until it has a lock of your hair to cherish forever:

Good luck with dem tiny ass stick arms


24. This Pokémon will be there for you when you need it:

 It'll be there when i need some bacon


25. These Pokémon want to form a band with you (generate 3-5 here):